Monthly Archives: November 2010

Sarah Palin’s Top 10 Excuses for Confusing North and South Korea

“But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.” We all heard about Ms. Palin’s unfortunate slip of the tongue, and you were probably asking yourself “For the love of God, WHY?!” Let’s see if these can’t shed … Continue reading

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Top Ten Excuses for “Unfriending” on Facebook

10) You’re just “too much” excuse. Because each new picture of drunken debauchery you add to the hundreds you’ve posted looks pretty much like every other picture. Yes, I know – you’re young, popular, and fun. But sweetie, if you … Continue reading

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Top Ten Ridiculous ‘Yahoo Answers’ Questions:

10) “Why is it that the Americans who aren’t American proud a bunch of vaginas 9 times out if ten?” 9) “What is this on my tongue?” 8) “What should I do if my retainer just in the toilet?” 7) … Continue reading

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Top Ten Excuses Celebrities Use to Get Engaged

10. The “I need someone to play boardgames with…for eternity.” excuse. “What can I say? He’s a mean Scrabble player.” Of her new fiancé Dax Shepherd, Kirsten Bell is quoted as saying, “There is almost nothing, barring a natural disaster, … Continue reading

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Top Ten Excuses for Plunging the World into Financial Disrepair

10) Calvin and Celia Credulous Well, we read this book called Why the Housing Market Will Not Bust and How You Can Profit From It. And at the time, a loan where the interest rate just kept getting higher and … Continue reading

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