10. The “Dreaming of a white breakfast” excuse. 9. The “Compensatory mechanism” excuse. 8. The “Done my bit” excuse. 7. The “New Year’s just begun beginning again” excuse. 6. The “Eat seasonally” excuse. 5. The “Alternate universe” excuse. 4. The … Continue reading →
10. The “Noblesse oblige” excuse. What’s the point of being nouveau riche if you can’t pay cash for a house? It’s really all just part of the Palin relief program for a distressed America: restoring property values one upscale subdivision … Continue reading →
10. The “Patients’ rights” excuse. Because it’s the right of every American to have whatever treatment their doctor enables—I mean approves—including surgical anesthetic on demand. 9. The “Free market” excuse. Because it’s the right of every American doctor to demand … Continue reading →
10. The “Official” excuse. Anne Hathaway is going to co-host, and she was just so mean to impersonate Katie like that on Saturday Night Live. 9. The “One of our 500 best friends” excuse. It was especially mean because we … Continue reading →
10. The “Role model” excuse. Because you can’t ever have too many movies that show a shining example of a young woman charting her own course despite all obstacles—even if those obstacles happen to be curbs, rehab facility walls or … Continue reading →
