10. The “Maybe we just weren’t good enough” excuse. Heavens, no, we won’t go! 9. The “Higher purpose” excuse. After Obama produced his birth certificate, our donations went through the roof! I guess a lot of people had nothing left … Continue reading →
Although Disney has kept mum about their registration of “SEAL Team 6” as a trademark — for “educational services”; entertainment, toys and games; clothing; and Christmas ornaments and decorations (even unto specifying stockings and snow globes) — your Top Ten … Continue reading →
10. The “Sibling rivalry” excuse. If Kate can catch a prince by wearing her underwear and a tatty lace pillowslip, just think who I can catch by going balls to the wall! 9. The “Cultural imperative” excuse. The drag? The … Continue reading →
10. The “Who Booked Me for This Thing, Anyway?” excuse. Well, of course I thought it was a serious occasion, all those White House correspondents meeting for dinner. How did I know they were all going to be making jokes? … Continue reading →
