Monthly Archives: May 2011

10. The “Maybe we just weren’t good enough” excuse. Heavens, no, we won’t go! 9. The “Higher purpose” excuse. After Obama produced his birth certificate, our donations went through the roof! I guess a lot of people had nothing left …

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Top Ten Excuses for Disney to Trademark “SEAL Team 6”

Although Disney has kept mum about their registration of “SEAL Team 6” as a trademark — for “educational services”; entertainment, toys and games; clothing; and Christmas ornaments and decorations (even unto specifying stockings and snow globes) — your Top Ten … Continue reading

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10. The “Sibling rivalry” excuse. If Kate can catch a prince by wearing her underwear and a tatty lace pillowslip, just think who I can catch by going balls to the wall! 9. The “Cultural imperative” excuse. The drag? The …

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Top Ten Excuses for Donald Trump to Sit Stone-Faced Through the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

10. The “Who Booked Me for This Thing, Anyway?” excuse. Well, of course I thought it was a serious occasion, all those White House correspondents meeting for dinner. How did I know they were all going to be making jokes? … Continue reading

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