Monthly Archives: July 2011

Top Ten Excuses for Congress to Play Chicken with the Debt Limit

10. The “Tit for tat” excuse. You want health care? Fine. We’ll just take our government and go home. 9. The “Zero sum” excuse. Not enough greenbacks. Too many geezers. Somethin’s gotta give. Any guesses? 8. The “No comparison” excuse. … Continue reading

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Top Ten Excuses for the Weekly World News to Scandalize Itself to Death

Phone hacking! Of the war dead! Concealing and destroying evidence…in the case of a missing little girl! Police payoffs! Criminals at the highest levels of government! Hundreds sacked! A continent-straddling corporate colossus! This is a story for the Weekly World … Continue reading

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Top Ten Excuses for the Knob Hill Homeowner’s Association Denying a Paralyzed Veteran an Adaptive Home Denying a Paralyzed Veteran an Adaptive Home

10. The “Small minds need big houses” excuse. Well, you see, that house was just too small. You know, who wants to buy property in a neighborhood that’s got a small house in it? Well, that’s right, not like too … Continue reading

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